De ce dai cu piara-n geam ca nu-i bicicleta ta!?

Posted: November 22, 2010 by bullshit in Bancu' de luni
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n autocar cu turisti maghiari opreste pe o pajiste. Coboara ghidul si vazand un taran i se adreseaza:
– Buna ziua la tine, bace, ce face aice?
– Buna ziua, ascutasc coasa.
– Bace, eu ghid la turist moghior si turist vrea stie care este diferente intre “bai” si “catastrofa”…
– Turisti maghiari, zici? Apai, tinere draga, daca eu dau cu coasa asta intr-o piatra, acela-i “bai” dar nu-i catastorfa, dara daca autocarul vostru pica intr-o rapa adanca, aceea-i catasrtofa… dar nu-i bai…

Pace la curcani!

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