Bancu’ cu vampiri

Posted: July 12, 2010 by zarionuandzarionu in Bancu' de luni
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Doua calugarite mergeau cu masina la plimbare. In drum, un vampir se izbeste de parbriz, se prinde de masina si incepe sa tipe, zbiare, isi arata coltii. Soferita speriata, nu stie ce sa faca, la care pasagera:
-Da-i cu stergatoarele!! da drumul la stergatoare, il loveste pe vampir, dar acesta nu cade.
Pasagera:
-Stropeste-l cu apa sfintinta!! soferita, da drumul la jetul de apa, urla vampirul, dar tot nu cade. Disperare, aproape ca vampirul intra in masina.
Pasagera:
-Incearca si cu crucea!! la care soferita, da geamul jos si striga:
-Date-n crucea matii jos de pe masina!!!’

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Comments
  1. ion says:

    cam da… cam asa sta treaba cu ‘oamenii lu dumnezeu’…

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